I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
