she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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