Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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