Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What a fucking waste of an outfit
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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