this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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