We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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