It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.