it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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