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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i would rim the shit out of meg ryan

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room

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  haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.

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  Me specifically?

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  Yep.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (585): View more from New York

  He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.

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