will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm sobbing to NWA
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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