Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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