I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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