You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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