is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm too high and old for this...
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