Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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