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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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