Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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