So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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