Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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