This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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