Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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