I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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