trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think I sprained my soul last night
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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