Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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