I will die if light touches me.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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