i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I should be sponsored by Trojan
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
