Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
