You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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