porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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