Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
