"it" just moved
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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