i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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