Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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