Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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