He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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