I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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