I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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