I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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