and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
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I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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