If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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