i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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