Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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