your thong is hanging out like whoa
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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