It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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