i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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