Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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