I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
well most of my day revolves around power hour
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Randomize
