So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
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That's how twitter works, right?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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