I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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