When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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