I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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