Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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