Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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