Her vagina should come with caution tape.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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