We won't sleep together?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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