Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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