i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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