found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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