This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
