i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I have post one night stand depression
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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